Rule Sections 26–30 Updated
SECTION 26 — Penalties
- Minor: memes. Major: veto + shame post. Severe: removal and digital obituary.
SECTION 27 — Historical Records
- The Historian archives scandals, meltdowns, rage quits, and emojis used in apologies.
SECTION 28 — Media & Publicity
- League drama may be shared publicly with #CloudyLeagueScandal and tasteful redactions.
SECTION 29 — Technology Use
- Maintain access to Sleeper. 'My phone died' is not a Fantasy Court defense.
SECTION 30 — Final Clause
- The Commissioner may add, amend, or invent new rules without notice.
- If you read this far, you deserve a waiver priority bump (not actually).