Rule Sections 11–15 Updated
SECTION 11 — Tanking
- Intentional tanking results in a mandatory Zach Wilson start for one week.
SECTION 12 — Hall of Shame Eligibility
- Historic calamities may be enshrined, including 'The Great Achane Auction of 2025' and 'Pitts for $100'.
SECTION 13 — Investigations
- The Commissioner may open investigations using screenshots, Venmo receipts, and witness memes as evidence.
SECTION 14 — League Votes
- Majority rules unless the Commissioner exercises sanity override.
SECTION 15 — Commissioner Powers
- Absolute and adaptable. Subject to change if Noah wakes up spicy.