Appendix A — Hall of Shame
Historic disasters, preserved for educational roasting.
- The Great Achane Auction (2025)
Listing players for cash via Venmo. Verdict: Collusion. Outcome: Trades voided, memes permanent. - Pitts for $100
Attempted TE arbitrage with real currency. Verdict: No. - Auto-Draft Apocalypse
Eight straight auto picks. Claimed 'Wi‑Fi lag'.