Rule Sections 16–20 Updated
SECTION 16 — Appeals Process
- Appeals must be filed as a haiku or limerick.
- Successful appeals are rare and celebrated with a single slow clap.
SECTION 17 — Trash Talk Regulations
- Originality required. Keep it clever. GIF usage encouraged within taste and Terms of Service.
SECTION 18 — Psychic Drafting
- Predicting injuries doesn't make you insightful; it makes you weird.
SECTION 19 — Injured Reserve Abuse
- IR is for actually injured players. Using it otherwise is a fantasy misdemeanor.
SECTION 20 — Lineup Deadlines
- Two missed lineups = probation. Three = mandatory *Draft Day* rewatch with commentary.